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Can’t Believe I Did That.

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Alan williams, May 22, 2020.

  1. Yep supermarket for the little bottles of beer....frank Williams crash rings a bell, we camped by the mistral straight. I stayed on my own my mates went home on the Sunday I went st maxim and it rained every day it. Was horrendous i had a groundsheet strapped to my gsxr sleeping under it watching rain water rise and fall inches from my head absolute nutcase staying on my own
     
  2. Yep, the camping was alongside the Mistral Straight. Dunno how fast the bikes would of been going back then (probably 165 mph?). It was loud! Coupled with the race bikes going down the straight, the French were very into super-loud exhausts and the game was to rev your bike in neutral at full revs. If they blew the engine then it was just a shrug of the shoulders in a way that only the French can do!
     
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  3. We are all sold up of this house a few years ago. And then some f***er set in on fire! Should of been in court by now but I guess many cases were delayed....That was my bedroom where the flames are coming out.
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  4. the single most dumbest thing i ever did. i wont say where or when.
    a couple of mates and i playing with matches as you do when yer kids. we set fire to a couple of wooden pallets. afterwords the factory needed more than a lick of paint. a lot more.
     
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  5. ferk, what was the chances of typing that just when you where posting that.
    still haunts me when i think about it. doh.
     
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  6. That,s what my wife said about her virginity!

    Dah Dahhhhhhhhhh!
     
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  7. Now here’s a prime example of something that we don’t have an appropriate badge for....

    I can’t ‘like’ it because it’s your house being burnt down.

    I can’t ‘dislike’ it because that would imply I disliked your post.

    So we need a badge for ‘Shit mate, that’s terrible’

    Anyway

    Shit mate, that’s terrible :(
     
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  8. Some sort of sympathy emoji? Maybe an "Oprah." Or just a silver medal?
     
  9. I use the "Love You" rating for this, but then I get asked out on dates.

    A new rating for sympathy would be good.
     
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  10. Here's my moment. Brace yourselves, you may be about to unleash a world of hate on me....
    As a young unemployed dropout yoof, I went to one of our local motorbike shops and had a test sit on a road legal trailbike that they had at the left hand end of a row of about 12 bikes. There was another one beside it that was very upright, almost vertical. I swear I did not touch it, but over it went, crash, crash, crash, crash, crash, crash! The owner, Jim, by this stage had flown from his office and stood there his mouth working but with no words coming out. To his great credit, he did not lose his cool, even tho he had the right to. I could not believe it. Anyway, about 6 bikes had gone over by this stage, like dominos, but not flat on the floor, so I helped him stand them up and when we righted the last one, it set the rest going. He asked me if I had any money which I clearly didn,t and he said, .you better leave. I found out later they were all for sale on behalf. Anyway, I have subsequently done plenty of business with them but we have never spoken of the incident, they may not have remembered me anyhow...
     
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  11. Do you put out? Er, asking for a friend...
     
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  12. Can't believe I just did that, gave three NUKES on the trot, bring back my face palm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  13. I can assure you, and your friend, that had I agreed to the dates, I would have put out like a mad bastard.
     
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  14. I do that but my reasoning is in 6mths time when I think “wtf did I buy that for” I can package it back up and flog it on eBay
     
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  15. I’m the not to distance past I took the baking sheet out of the oven forgetting I had the oven on and then couldn’t let go of the now hot baking sheet

    I seem to do a few ditsy things these days :)
     
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  16. WE need a "Shocked!" emoji.
     
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