So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. A normal precaution when you're on morphine as it deadens digestive function and tends to bung you up. I was given it to take home after a hernia operation. Only needed it for a couple of days and once the morphine was unnecessary so was the lacto.
     
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  2. I too have considered the above model plus another model. I watched Bike World Youtube yesterday with the Scambler version.
     
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  3. So far I have deleted a shit load of "bot" applications from Bolivia, pumped up the tyres on Doris's car and given all of the dogs their breakfast and worming treatment.
     
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  4. Rest up mate.

    Hospitals suck!!
     
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  5. Not as much as the alternative!

    In the USA that op might have been 30K or more.
     
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  6. Should have been going to the Dog and Crook near Romsey for a bite to eat before doing the Christmas light walk at Hilliers but I've been either sat on the toilet or not been far away from it for most the day :( My bum reflex has let me know on several occasions that there's little prospect of that changing any time soon :sob: Andy
     
  7. …which was nice….
     
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  9. I’m on my third pair of clean underpants since 10am this morning and I’ve just emptied the contents of my stomach down the loo. I now suspect food poisoning as the cause for my distressing day. Andy
     
  10. Trying not to make you jealous, I've not had a :poop: since Sunday

    Although, i do feel one coming soon :joy:
     
  11. Do the words ‘too much information’ mean nothing to you? :laughing:
     
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  12. Been to the GB News Farage live show tonight in Chelmsford,
     
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  13. He wasn't hiding in the gallery then?
     
  14. He mentioned that briefly,
     
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  15. it's the flatulence that can be spectacular, I can think of two postop instances of this where I brought the house down. if you plan for it, you could try and do the 1812 overture or maybe William Tell?
     
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  16. Was it an enlightening and fulfilling experience?
     
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  17. I had some of that yesterday evening :joy:
     
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  18. Perhaps the last chance saloon before it all goes shite for future generations.............just maybe.
     
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  19. I enjoyed the evening first time I've been to a live show before, only problem was you couldn't sit in your chair with a drink and I had just bought a pint before it went live so it was a quick pint :yum
     
  20. Out with the old in with the new
     
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