and don't you just love that relief after all that? i remember it well from May of this year. Hope you heal quick mate.
Me too. You need to be particularly inventive when trying to work out what items on sale in the local Esso at 9pm on Xmas Eve will best suit your 8 year old niece. She got jump leads, a Rolson multi-tool and a woolly hat with a torch on it last year.
Never mind all that. What are the drugs like? Have they got you on a morphine drip? Make sure you get your money’s worth
I was on a morphine drip when I came out of theatre, until it ran out, then they gave me oramorph and paracetamol
Lactulose? My dog was on that stuff for a while earlier this year when waiting for and then recuperating from his liver operation as it absorbs ammonia in the gut. It also made him shit anywhere between 4 and 9 times per day, which, thank goodness for small mercies, smelled like baby poop. They were also bright yellow. Enjoy!
Family Circle biscuits? They must have liked you! Good luck with getting well and putting this behind you. Your Gixxer awaits...
The biscuits were a gift for my wife from one of her bosses, given to her at the Christmas lunch yesterday, no doubt I will have a few of them I really want to get out on the 750 that I rebuilt
I liked paper chains. And staring, transported, with a kind of self hypnotized longing at the preternatural glow of the fairy lights within the deep, pine green tree otherwise dark and silent. Until I was old enough to know how to acquire LSD, that is.
Went to Fowlers today. The principal purpose was to stuff my face with a breakfast roll. This was achieved. I did not go to look at bikes as I have still got this DVLA thing hanging over me. But we did have a browse round and this Triumph Speed 400 caught my eye. I like it - even though it is made in the Far East, but has a Union Flag on the tank - which is utter, utter, utterly bullshit! I'll keep Triumph in mind as I've never owned a Triumph and would like to. It meets my 200 Kg limit with ease. I have no idea on how fast, but these days it doesn't matter, as doing 60 mph is unusual around most parts. I am still fascinated by the Bleaters contention that if you run over a pedestrian at 31 mph you cause life changing injuries but if you do it at 20-30, the pedestrian skips away without a care in the World. Would it not be better to just not hit anyone? As you come into Bristol on the M32 - err. the clue is in 'M' as in motorway, you have a 40 mph limit. I have to watch out from being overtaken by cyclists! I know that cycling is not allowed on a motorway, but different rules apply in Bristol! My grip on reality is getting lost in the modern, bullshit, World!
