Guys! Struggling to get laid this summer? Your troubles are over, It exists. Combining a woman's twin principle interests of chocolate and prosecco, with new ChocoSecco in your arsenal you cannot lose. Limited stocks available due to high demand. Only 200€ a bottle plus delivery. Alternatively, women: PM me for free sample!
It was me that more than my fair share of women used to want? But that was many many summers ago - now I'm more "what women suffer".Ho Hum - but even when they are fussing round my bed and wearing Mc Millan uniforms I will still be giving out the charm!
You fool, no man knows what women want. I don't even think they know. They just resort to having a go at men for doing/not doing what they should/shouldn't have done.
I worked out a long time ago what a few of them wanted from me? I always thought it was my stunning humour,great company,life and soul of the party etc? Wrong- it was a nice house in Windsor,Berkshire but with me living in a shitty rented flat in Slough
How are we supposed to know what they want when they don't know themselves the added complications are it's a fluid requirement that can change by the minute sometimes in midsentance
there not v.lucky as a species are they? i mean, 3.5bill of em on the planet and i can only think of a handfull that got what they wanted. more what they needed tbh.
Mrs Nasher has agreed with Ducbird, although she did mention the bottle looked like it would be more fun unopened. Nasher.
isnt that what she meant when she asked you who you where planning on pleasing with that silly we thing?. and you replied "ME"?
Wimmin love the chocolate but the current favourite drink seems to be prossecco and pink gordons gin. As to what wimmin want, I think us blokes think wimmin are complicated rather than the obvious, we are simpler beings to please. A tv remote, something motorised, a man cave, a bj a couple of times a year and a toilet we can have a dump in with out saying, i'd give it a moment if I was you.
