Random Picture Thread Vers.4

From the University Challenge episode of 'The Young Ones'.

 

Family Fortunes had a few good ones.

Bob Monkhouse: Name a bird with a long neck
Contestant: Naomi Campbell

Bob Monkhouse: Name a dangerous race.
Contestant: The Arabs (was edited out of the broadcast though)


And my all time favourite, which even though I must have seen it 100 times still makes me cry with laughter...

Max Bygraves: Name something people take with them to the beach.
Contestant: A turkey.

Max Bygraves: The first thing you buy in a supermarket.
Contestant: A turkey?

Max Bygraves: A food often stuffed.
Contestant: A turkey!

You need to watch the clip to fully appreciate it.

 

That’s just reminded me of one of my favourite Bob Monkhouse jokes… I want to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified like his passengers.

 

sorry, i just had to post this

 

Image only shows if I quote your post

 

I know I had one for a while, kept nicking the wheels of me jag so I got shut.

 

Fortunately Carney, Macron & that Danish bloke stepped in to show them how...

 

Perhaps there’s a slim chance they’ll cop on.

 

So who do we think is going to save the world from this bloke.
CIA
Mossard
CSOR
KSK
SAS
Spetsnaz have no reason to.

 

The sharpest shooter amongst them.