Harrumph. Actually I'm getting a burgundy pair. I'd have got Tan, but they don't do it now. In fact I'd have got 10-hole Tan, but not only did they stop doing those years ago, they've stopped doing them in Cherry Red, too. Dr Martens is a fashion company now (though I suppose it has been since Paul King appeared on Top de le Flops in a multicoloured pair. Or perhaps they were when they were associated with skinheads in Ben Shermans and colourful bow ties).
