You forgot the tossers who dink your car in the car park and piss off, leaving you to live with the damage or foot the bill. I’ve never had mine hit by the delivery wan when it’s on the drive.
These clowns who open doors onto your car/van need to be dipped in Salt after having had their skin peeled off with a Butter knife.
People who bring a bike in and tell me its had a full rebuild. Who by? Your mate with his halfords tool kit?
I read that the police are supposedly making enquiries as to whether there is CCTV footage of the location at the time of the alleged theft, but I suspect that will have been overwritten a long time ago. Cell site data analysis of the phone’s movements might yield some interesting results and as that information is retained by the phone companies for at least a year there should be no reason why that line of enquiry isn’t followed. I’ve not seen or heard anything to suggest they’re doing that though.
Sadly none of those, however I would rather juggle chainsaws than interview on the guys again. Within a minute I knew it was a waste of time. I need a Simon Cowell style red button. It was just a waste of everyone’s time. If any jobs shooting chainsaws with hammer shaped bullets come up, you will first on my list……
I'm ready and waiting pal. Ye'll nay be disappointed. I can empty a magazine into a 1" group at 100 yards (any calibre), fell any 60 footer (got the tickets) and I'm a mean hand with a hammer and bolster. And any man-bag fannies you have to interview I'll bounce down the street before you've squeezed your tea bag. This could work.
