You forgot the tossers who dink your car in the car park and piss off, leaving you to live with the damage or foot the bill. I’ve never had mine hit by the delivery wan when it’s on the drive.
These clowns who open doors onto your car/van need to be dipped in Salt after having had their skin peeled off with a Butter knife.
People who bring a bike in and tell me its had a full rebuild. Who by? Your mate with his halfords tool kit?
