Trivial Things People Do That Make You Disproportionately Cross

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by DucatiScud, Jan 20, 2026.

  1. Surely you toytown stalinists should be riding MZs, not middle class Ducatis?
     
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  2. Spot the difference.
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  3. You forgot the tossers who dink your car in the car park and piss off, leaving you to live with the damage or foot the bill. I’ve never had mine hit by the delivery wan when it’s on the drive.
     
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  4. These clowns who open doors onto your car/van need to be dipped in Salt after having had their skin peeled off with a Butter knife. :mad::mad:
     
    #644 DucatiScud, Mar 27, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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  5. People who bring a bike in and tell me its had a full rebuild. Who by?
    Your mate with his halfords tool kit?
     
  6. Piss poor attempts at saying your phone was stolen…:rolleyes:
     
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  7. I read that the police are supposedly making enquiries as to whether there is CCTV footage of the location at the time of the alleged theft, but I suspect that will have been overwritten a long time ago.

    Cell site data analysis of the phone’s movements might yield some interesting results and as that information is retained by the phone companies for at least a year there should be no reason why that line of enquiry isn’t followed. I’ve not seen or heard anything to suggest they’re doing that though.
     
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  8. Exactly.

     
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  9. Sadly none of those, however I would rather juggle chainsaws than interview on the guys again. Within a minute I knew it was a waste of time. I need a Simon Cowell style red button. It was just a waste of everyone’s time. If any jobs shooting chainsaws with hammer shaped bullets come up, you will first on my list……
     
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  10. I'm ready and waiting pal. Ye'll nay be disappointed. I can empty a magazine into a 1" group at 100 yards (any calibre), fell any 60 footer (got the tickets) and I'm a mean hand with a hammer and bolster. And any man-bag fannies you have to interview I'll bounce down the street before you've squeezed your tea bag. This could work. :upyeah:
     
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  11. 22.30 on the 20th October ... why was he at that location, at that time of night, walking around with his government phone on full show/ who was he calling speaking to or communicating with. And Yes the phone company will be able to tell where it was and what usage.... if they look or are allowed to look!
     
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  12. Yup, and the same again last night :mad:
     
  13. Owners/Chefs in *gastro pubs.

    £19.50 for a burger
    £2 for each of your preferred toppings and/or sauce
    £5 for “triple cooked chips” when you only want a few French fries.
    “Sorry sir we don’t serve them.”

    £30 for a cheese burger, a bit of relish and chips hahaha fuck the fuck off.
     
    #655 Red899, Apr 1, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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  14. Pub lunch in Nantwich last friday: Scampi french fries & peas £9. I must be slumming it!
     

  15. *Nantwich :)

    Sounds delicious though and I bet you got free tartare sauce.
     
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  16. Just saying :astonished::scream:
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  17. Is this not just restaurants in general at the moment? Mrs GG & I have tickets for a concert at the O2, as does my best man & his other half. We thought we might go to Gaucho & make a bit of a day of it; a quick check of the menu had Mrs. GG's small ribeye, chips and mushrooms at £61 including the service charge. Add a starter, desert or coffee and a couple of drinks you're looking at £400 for the 4 of us, which we all decided was taking the proverbial for what it is, especially we you are squeezed into a 90 minute slot.
     
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