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I was born male, and I identify as male. But according to Tesco's Finest Sticky Toffee Pudding, I'm a family of four...
My mate has achieved 50% of his life goals: He always wanted to marry a filthy rich woman. He's married to a filthy woman..
I just asked Google, 'Where is Novak Djokovic staying?' Google replied, 'Server cannot be found.'
My mate's body has run out of magnesium. 0Mg...!!
My mate has named his new dog 'Ten Miles'. Now he can tell people he's walking Ten Miles 3 times a day.
The weather is rubbish here. It has been raining longer than Prince Charles' mother, and the temperature has been in the fifteens nearly as much...
Q. What did the vampire ask for when he went to the pub for a drink? A. Bloodweiser.
If you missed the World Hairdressing Championships on TV last night.... The highlights might be on later.
I am selling my snooker table and accessories. I will put the table, cue, chalk & balls on e-Bay. The rest will go to charity.
One of my New Year resolutions is for me is to stop procrastinating, but I'm not going to start that one until next year.
A boy turned up at school with his pet cat peeping out his bag. His teacher was very puzzled, so she asked him, "Tommy, what is your cat doing...
Just had an email back from Screw Fix. Apparently, they are not a dating agency...
John hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for...
Q. What do you call a man with a number plate on his head? A. Reg. Q. What does his brother call him? A. R Reg.
Q. What's the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker? A. He hit 100 before he died.
Newsflash: Prince Andrew has rediscovered his missing sweat glands, and certainly knows he has an anal sphincter today. After the Ghislaine...
I'm converting my car to electric by replacing the petrol engine with a washing machine motor. I'll take it out for a spin later....
My mate texted me to say his fat wife is stuck in the MRI scanner at our local hospital. Doctors don't think she'll pull through..
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The England cricket team is so poor, Marcus Rashford is providing them with dinners..
