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Awesome. Just check her DBS and Mental Health notes (slip a doctor some cold hard cash) and that’s wifey material. Edit: just thought, try and...
Jesus, you’ve made this wank extra difficult but for the team, I will complete this task….
Isn’t that like saying, you got to see a sunrise from your prison cell window?
I’d buy a piece of shit for commuting. I’d buy a 1000cc naked for a £3k-£5k. Then you can treat it like a Thai rent boy, smash it about and...
Photos or banned from the forum….
A 12 inch black rubber horse cock. Thanks Grandma. I jest. This Christmas it’s with my daughter and I hand her back to mum at 2pm, so that’s all...
Sadly not BUT if someone sends me a pic of the missles URN, I can tell you who made it, who bought it and when lol.
Perfect night in, get shit faced on that lot and then for a dare, whack the expanding foam up your dirt box and see how you much of the can you...
“Like and Subscribe fans”……. *Thick Glaswegian accent* “Get to fuck, ya bawbag”
Exactly this. We do the same physically as well but that’s known as something else. I’m lucky really as I hire people straight out of Military...
Since having a child, I refuse to work Christmas but I used to work all of them. Don’t miss the Police days of working a Christmas night,...
Good point. Sparky-warky-pew-pew bikes has a better ring to it, I feel.
Missing my daughter today even after 3 nights with her, earlier this week. 5 years old and just a little heart breaker. [ATTACH]
Great post, very useful and makes perfect sense. Power of good marketing goes a long way.
Amazing quote! Christmas party speech sorted..,.
Gold means your farking loaded innit. Black means you’re poor. Man maths innit.
That’s the problem with the IoT items - when the server fails, you’re fucked. Same with Tesla last month. You may know but people don’t need a...
I remember a journalist saying the difference between F1 and MotoGP is that in F1 it’s 70% car and 30% the driver. In MotoGP, it’s 70% rider and...
I don’t know what’s more horrendous, the American fuck pig or the fat sausage arms with the homo grin…….. ;-)
The Sun next week….. “Nazis supporting old white man, holds knife to innocent black man’s throat”
