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My mate called me & said his computer keeps making monotonous whining noises. I went round & found the problem straight away. It's A Dell....
An old lady is being examined by a doctor who asks her: "Have you ever been bedridden?" The old lady smiles and says: "I certainly have, and I've...
Q. What does a perverted frog say? A. Rubbit.
Q. What goes in hard & dry, and comes out soft & wet? A. Chewing gum.
Our MP is totally opposed to mandates. She's a lesbian.
My mate received an e-mail offering 4 suits for £1, so he sent a quid. He's just received a deck of cards..
An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room."...
My mate has a tremendous sex drive. His girlfriend lives forty miles away..
Q. What's the difference between Travis Scott and Manchester Crown Court? A. Manchester Crown Court will be trying Giggs next year.
A man walked into a newsagent yesterday and had a wank. It ended up all over the papers...
As the burglar entered the darkened room I put the red dot right between his eyes.. Then let the cat do the rest.
'I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here' guest names released. Followed by a Google meltdown as people look up their names.
On a trip to Russia I was followed all round Moscow by a mysterious man wearing a yellow and black striped jumper and sunglasses. He was a cagey...
Electricity from solar power is definitely the future. It just won't happen overnight...
A study shows men addicted to online porn suffer short-term memory loss. In addition, a study shows men addicted to online porn suffer...
Most of the rock legends of the 60s and 70s died young because of their utterly reckless behaviour: Jim Morrison used to snort huge amounts of...
I forgot all about my therapy session on self-harming. I'm kicking myself.
The French are threatening to block British boats from their Channel ports. They weren't so keen to block our boats on 6th June 1944 were they???
Some say that 'I am' is the shortest sentence in the English language. We all know that 'I do' is the longest sentence...
Apparently, an 82-year old woman has been on the telly talking about her intimate relationship with her 35-year old Egyptian toy boy. Anybody...
