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Little known fact: Shakespeare worked in advertising for a camping equipment company, and his time there influenced the later works for which he...
I've had four people ask me this week if my diary was free. It may look cheap but it was a whole quid from Poundland.
My mate sent a text that read: 'My 3 favourite things are eating my girlfriend and not using commas'.
Q. What has 200 legs, no teeth and stinks of stale piss? A. The front row at a Cliff Richard concert.
One of my friends is an unemployed jester. He's nobody's fool...
99% of government ministers give the other 1% a bad name.
Q. How do you make a snooker table laugh? A. Tickle its balls.
Q. What do you call a hazelnut chocolate that goes down the road at 180mph? A. A Ferrari Rocher..
The government advises shopping early for Christmas this year, because of supply issues. That means 23rd December for most men.....
Our GP told me his stock of flu vaccines was made in Liverpool. So it probably doesn't work..
Judging by the amount of rubbish on the streets, looks like most folk can't find it.... [IMG]
My mate Jack says he's written an account of his conversations with some of his vegetables: Jack and the beans talk...
My mate says his Spurs mug is very difficult to drink from: It keeps sliding down the table...
The Saudi prince who purchased Newcastle Utd had a journalist who annoyed him murdered, dismembered & removed from the building in cake boxes to...
My mate wishes he'd never bought the flat above Lionel Richie's...
Due to the fuel shortage, Chris Rea has just started walking home for Christmas.
The wife was moaning about the gas bill this morning: "Twenty fecking percent!" She said. "From now on we'll have to use 20 percent less gas."...
Apparently, Wayne Rooney has had no problems finding petrol. He's been filling a 19-year old escort for days..
At the birth of their new son my mate's wife said, "What shall we call him?" My mate said, "Let's call him Rich." His wife said, "What's it...
Q. What's the difference between paraffin and petrol? A. There is no f in petrol....
