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I'll be going. Where's locks bottom? '
I lived in Hastings when Roger Moore lived in Eastbourne which wasn't that far away. (About 18 miles).
I can't believe it's not butter and their new product 'Fuck me this has got to be cream'.
If R. Kelly believes he can fly, why doesn't he jump off the nearest high building?
Because when you're playing desirability trumps, nothing beats Ducati.
Ken Dodd, Puff Daddy and Dido are going to be performing together at festivals this year. They're calling the act Doddy Diddy Dido.
My favorite at the moment is Adnams Ghost Ship, which after a couple is ordered as 'go shit'.
Can I have my milk back now?
Half a pint of Kaliber shandy if I'm going for it. Gulden Draak if I'm taking it easy.
The crankies had short hair, although I'm not completley convinced that one of them was a real boy.
I'll second that.
What have boating lake attendants and fizzy drinks got to do with Zurich?
Ross Noble. He has funny hair.
A new craze has started in Yorkshire. Teenagers are injecting a solution of MDMA into their gums. They're calling it E by gum.
In music news, Chris Rea has joined Dire Straits. They're now going to be known as Dire Rea.
This place does good food. It's right on the Hanger Lane Gyratory. Belvedere Ristorante
Confucius say, man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
English Hospitality An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the...
A boat being used to smuggle cannabis in to the UK has crashed off the coast of Scotland and it's been reported that sea birds are eating the...
The Ducati Performance seat has 'Ducati Performance' embossed on it. Somone's been telling you porkies.
