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The local radio station are running a competition today to win either £100 shopping voucher or two tickets to see an Elvis Tribute act... I don't...
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps...
A precocious little girl, dressed all in pink with satin and bows went into her local petshop and asked "Do you have any widdle wabbits pwease?"...
I use Viagra Eye-drops... makes me look hard!
I have seen better thats for sure! I am of the opinion that the carby SS tank does not lend itself well to these kind of 'Custom' conversions! a...
A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks for viagra. The cashier says "I need medical proof that you need it". The guy says "will a photo of my wife do"?
My wife was standing at the front door with her bags packed and said " Im leaving you because of your strange sexual requests " " Thats fine " I...
I've just found out my best mate has died of severe heartburn. I can't believe it... Gav is gone.
This is probably the Zinc Chromate paint you need... LAS - Zinc Chromate Primers The second paint for Ducati Mag parts was a Dark green I...
Oh Come now Hellcat... dont be so negative, as long as you can still work in the Kitchen you are still usefull....... reaches for tin hat and...
Thanks Viv...yes he is gorgeous isnt he even though I do say so myself! :upyeah: as for growing up fast, Two years old yesterday! :biggrin:
As said above, check the swingarm for cracks on vertical bit that the shock absorber is bolted onto. Its cracked at the top where the bracing...
Congrats mate.... I hate kids always have done unecessary noisy little beggers. I am too strict to be a dad too, hate mess noise, etc etc! I never...
SCOTTISH COMPASSION A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland ,...
My wife turned to me during her mother's funeral and hissed, "When we get home later, I'm going to make you bloody pay for this!" For the life of...
Why dont women fart?..... they dont stop talking long enough to build up any pressure! Why do men snore?......... their balls sag down and cover...
On the way home from work tonight the German cops pulled me over and said "Papers" I said "Scissors I win"! and rode off!!!!
If I had a pound for everytime I thought about my missus...... I'd start thinking about her!
How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, NOW if it were an "OIL" lamp that would be a different story!
At school my favourite lesson was PE, probably because I had the biggest Willy! I remember i used to stroll around the changing room naked,...
