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Newly wed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party...
Me and my girlfriend have been together so long now that we finish each other's sentences. Usually with...
I was having a crap at work when the guy in the next cubicle said, "Do me a favour.. There's no toilet paper in here. Could you pass me some?"...
Murphy asks Paddy "what ringtone have you got?" Paddy said "i've never really looked, but probably light brown"
In the Sleepy Village of Erbumm just outside the town of Tillet in Hertfordshire is the local pub, The Cock Inn. The landlady is Lynda Lykes......
My sex addiction therapist told me this morning she was impressed with my progress, that I no longer see women as sexual objects, and that I...
Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes...
Cheers Steve, I was thinking of drilling tapping and then welding as well. However on my Superlight I dont want to go through the nause of...
No I am measure 3 times minimum, cut once.............. cut again in the right point...........ah feck it buy a new one :biggrin:
Yep I need to buy a Rivnut tool I have been after one for a while...still a bit unsure about drilling holes in my swingarms though!
I have just bought a Verlicchi swingarm to fit on my next project. This swing has been repaired where the bracing meets the shock attachment...
I have seen a few of these on fleabay...all with screws... the ones on my 888 swingarm are welded on...whats the score here? I am slightly...
I guess the Romans also promoted fast food...Ocelot Tongues and Badgers nipples! :biggrin:
Methinks you put yourself down too much! Never been attracted to Blondes much, I know its a cliche and perhaps tarring all with one brush, but...
Huh! what have the Romans ever done for us?
Like Gillan says I would like to be able to weld... and like Gillan can.... paint! these things are not impossible, one can learn to do just about...
I am better looking than her and I have a 'ginga tache! mind you in saying that the 'squaddie' in me keeps saying "I would!" :upyeah:
I went to the pub last night, there was this fat girl dancing on a table. I walked passed and said "Fecking amazing legs" The girl giggled and...
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground,at the Traffic Wardens funeral, a voice from inside screams "im not dead, im not dead. Let me...
I was having sex the other night and the condom split! I was quite worried at first but then had to giggle as I realised how weird the puppies...
