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Nurses wearing stockings & suspenders. Wards with adequate numbers of staff. Pathology labs with home-brewed hooch, staff multitasking (drinking...
A new and easy test for COVID-19 doing the rounds: Take a glass and pour a bottle of your favourite beer. Then see if you can smell it. If you...
I shall be complaining to the BBC and to the Met Office about the Shipping Forecast: I'm as broad-minded as the next person, but I don't see why...
There’s a nymphomaniac called Maria who works in the office. Apparently, she likes to start foreplay with a little stroke. The lads call her Tia...
In some cultures people only eat with their right hands because they wipe their arses with their left hands. I don’t usually eat whilst I’m...
Q. What goes in & out when the doorbell rings? A. Prince Andrew’s arsehole.
That’s nice. I think the OP was asking about the original tanks fitted from the factory, but that alloy tank is a nice option if anyone wants to...
AFAIK all Sport Classics have plastic tanks. If you Google 'Sport Classic tanks & ethanol in fuel' (U.S.), you should find information relating...
Q. What do you call a fat kid with one arm, one leg and a lazy eye? A. Names...
Liverpool have won the Premiership, and the government are paying people not to work: Some where there’s a Scouser with a genie and a lamp,...
I did an apiary management module as part of my university course: I got a B..
Yes. The workshop was on Haydn Road from 1919 to 1940. From 1940 they spent the next 5 years making crankshafts for Rolls Royce Merlin engines...
[ATTACH] 2013 bike, 33,000 miles. Used all year round & has just passed the MOT with no advisories.
British global exports will be fine with whatever trade deal we end up with: We've already sent 2 cases of Corona to New Zealand this week...
My mate said his wife isn't fat: She was just born with an over-active knife and fork..
Always works: The old 'wedding night technique'..:upyeah:
I asked my mate if he was born with a photographic memory, or did it take time to develop?
I’m trying to remember a song about sheep. But I can’t get past the first two bars..
My mate has started using a new dating app last night, and he received pictures of a cock and an arsehole. He wants to know what he is supposed...
"Hi Kids." And pretty much everything else that comes out of The Missenden Flyer's cake hole.
