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People being interviewed who try to sound clever by responding to questions with 'absolutely'. Wherever they could give a 'yes' or a 'no' answer...
Are you still on the original tyres? After 6,000 miles they may be past their best. My experience with a Diavel is that they are sensitive to...
Q. What do staffies and cats have in common? A. Not much judging by the way our dog threw next door's tabby 20ft across the garden this morning.
My mate says he's taking to having sex with his wife at 8pm on Thursdays: He says it feels like the whole street is cheering them on...
During the last session with the lads in the pub, apparently a joke I told about herbs and fish offended some people... I now realise that there...
My mate's son wants to call their new dog 'Frost'. When I asked why he chose that name, the lad replied, "Because Frost bites!"
The police have arrested the World Tongue Twister champion: The courts have said he will be given a tough sentence.
Gaming: Pottery made by a homosexual during an ancient Chinese dynasty..
[IMG] My mate is thinking of registering his wife for this, he reckons she could do with the practice...
A U.S. vicar has died after injecting himself with disinfectant. As a result, Donald Trump has been charged with 'A bleach of the priest'..
The 2013 onwards 1200GS is very comfortable & easy to make progress on. IMHO the GS with the 19 inch front wheel is a better pure road bike than...
Phillip Schofield is hoping to have a steam train named after him: It’s bound to have a tender behind...
My mate said his wife caught him cheating whilst playing Monopoly: She dropped the dice and found him fingering her sister..
My mate said his wife told him he had to make sacrifices as they have just had their first child. She wasn’t so keen on that after she came home...
Last time we holidayed in North Norfolk I took a dump in the river that runs through King's Lynn. The locals didn't mind, they said it would come...
News flash: Wurlitzer and Xerox are merging. The objective: Reproductive Organs.
A woman’s fanny is like a shed roof: If you don’t nail it hard enough, it will end up next door.
Can't believe how long it has taken the government to finally acknowledge the facts of this Coronavirus crisis: I knew as far back as January...
Q. What borders on gross stupidity? A. Mexico & Canada..
My mate Paddy's been stuck at home for more than 3 weeks now, wrapped in Electricians Tape: He's self insulating..
