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My mate & his friends in the Care Home have formed a Hip Op group. They’re known as the So Soiled Crew.
Tesco plan to axe 1,800 jobs in their bakeries: They hope the staff will find new rolls to fill...
I arrived at the restaurant a bit early. "Would you mind waiting for a while?" asked the maitre d'. "Not at all," I replied. "Good." He said,...
My mate & his wife have just had a baby daughter who is a little jaundiced. At the moment she's small, round & yellow. They've called her Melony...
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She looked great going down the stairs....
BREAKING: 20 year old rapper Pop Smoke killed in an apparent armed robbery at his home. His girlfriend Pop Tart, is said to be in bits...
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of...
A blonde walked into Halfords & asked if they had a headlight. “What’s it for?” Asked the assistant. “So I can see in the dark, silly.”...
New members of the cabinet have been told not to look out of No 10 Downing Street's windows during the morning. Otherwise they will have nothing...
Pep Guardiola is already planning for next year’s Champions League: He’s ordered a new 70” TV...
Bought a used BMW R80 from George in the late 80s. It needed a new collector box & silencers, so we agreed on a mutually agreeable price as I...
The inventor of hard boiled eggs wrapped in sausage meat & bread crumbs is reported to have passed away: RIP Scott Chegg.
I'm worried the wife might have Coronavirus: She keeps saying she could murder a Chinese...
NEWSFLASH: 4 people were stuck up Ben Nevis yesterday. Phillip Schofield is said to be well jealous...
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My mate says he is selling some racing geese. I might pop over for a gander...
My mate spent all his money on a sex change. Now he doesn’t have a sausage..
One of my colleagues thinks he's found a way of making personal phone calls at work without being spotted: [ATTACH]
My boss said, “This is the third time you’ve been late for work this week. Do you know what that means??" I replied, “It’s Wednesday?”
Having initially believed they had contained the Coronavirus patients in Merseyside, health experts are baffled by the sharp rise in the number of...
