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Women should be more like golf caddies. Either holding your balls or getting the tee ready.
Cheers Anth, arrived this morning :upyeah:. I`m sure the postie`s been holding out on me. This is how it`s been the last few days, substitute...
Treated my daughter to "lunch" at an Italian cafe in Lincoln (dinner to us commoners) The embarrassment (of my daughter) as I tried to get in...
WOW! Mr Trebus, a fellow "collector" would be proud of you there Fig :wink:.
Stunning work :upyeah:. All the more so by the fact you will probably have limited use of your right arm. I dabbled with 1/35th armoured vehicles...
Not really a joke as such, more a bit of mythbusting. Myth: Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in...
Bet The Hampster would fit in it. Wonder if the guy would ever considered building a scaled down Ducati?
This one? [media]
The canal is full of shopping trollies :rolleyes:. Been for a test ride, WOW, brakes, its been a while. Stoppies are now a piece of pi$$.
I quite like it, better than some of the crap councils usually waste our money on. Could do with some horns though.
If you complain to the council they might have it re-MOOO-ved :biggrin:.
I rang Babestation the other night and the woman said "Hi sexy, what can I do for you?" I said "quick, hide, my wife`s coming and i`ve lost the...
Feel for you brother, sounds like you`ve really gone through the mill. Hope your op is a success.
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Just in the process of decommissioning my trusty old push bike, "he" will then be put out to stud. "He" was a cheapo £69 mountain bike that I`ve...
Phillistine :rolleyes: You can`t just start hacking away in a ladies garden, a delicate touch is what is required. Now, I`m no expert in topiary,...
Just found this, I think its class: [media]
A true gentleman should never advise on landscaping techniques in a ladies garden. You guys have had a close shave with your comments. Double...
Grazie, Dankie, Tack, Hvala, Obrigado, Merci, 感謝, Salamat, 謝謝, спасибо, Kiitos, mulţumiri. Cheers Mate. :upyeah:
I saw a prostitute the other day with no arms. I asked her if it affected her work in any way. She said she couldn`t give a toss.