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An anagram of ‘mother in law’ is ‘woman Hitler’.
An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no possible use to your wife...
My mate said he'd like to drown his troubles... But he can't get his mother in law to go swimming.
Q. What’s the difference between Halloween and Christmas? I’m only asking because Asda don’t seem to fecking know either...
My mate refers to his new girlfriend as 'The Bowling Ball': Because she's round with three holes you can stick your fingers in, and she belongs...
Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners." is either talking about a law firm or a hand of bridge.
Q. What do you give a man who has everything? A. A woman. She’ll tell him how everything works.
My mate said his wife is a constant reminder of Halloween: She's dark. She's a witch. Her minge is hidden by cobwebs, and she promises him a...
It has been confirmed that the poor fellow has succumbed. :(
Just before setting out for the hairdressers, the wife asked, "Which cut do you think would make me look more attractive?" Apparently 'A fecking...
No wonder the New Zealand rugby team looked tired, it’s probably taken them all week to learn that dance routine..
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Before you laugh at children who believe in Father Christmas, remember, there are adults who still believe in Ole Gunnar Solskjaer...
I drew £30 out of a cash machine & now I can hear ‘Nessun Dorma’ coming out of my wallet. Must be one of those three tenners...
I bumped into my mate Peter. He’s a very small man who works in a flatbread bakery, and he had loads of funny stories about his job. I love to...
They say you should never return to a firework that hasn't gone off: We haven't been in our back garden since 5th November 1987...
NASA had to rearrange the first all-female space walk after they refused to leave the rocket wearing the same outfit.
It was a shock when I found out I was colourblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
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My mate said his wife and her sister got caught in a thunder shower on the way home from weight watchers yesterday: He reckoned it was the...
