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Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his willy today at the playground!"...
A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all...
A Cabinet member has claimed that a no-deal Brexit could lead to an increase in dogging. Yeah right. As if any bugger will still be able to...
I asked the local farmer, "Are your animals considerately reared?" He replied, "Sure, I always use plenty of lube."
Q: What three lies does a farmer tell? A: 1. I own my own farm. 2. I do have a pick up truck. 3. Honestly, I was only trying to help that sheep...
Two sheep herders were flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine failed and the plane began to fall quickly to the ground. Sheep Herder...
My mate has been trying to invent a car without wheels. But he's getting nowhere..
The French are looking for new allies who will never attack them. Manchester United are said to be interested..
My mate has been married for 30 years, and he says he's now thinking about entering a same sex relationship. He reckons it might be nice to have...
My mate gets confused between different cuts of bacon & ham. I think he's pig ignorant..
My mate said that last night his wife wore one of those skirts with her bum poking out. Shame it was a knee length skirt..
Q. What’s invisible & smells of bamboo? A. Panda farts.
The Managing Director of Dulux Paints has been hospitalised after developing hypothermia during a trek across the Antarctic. Medics said he...
It’s a 4 minute walk from my house to the pub. It’s a 45 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering..
Q. What do you call a Turkish man with a tiny cock? A. Izzet Inyet.
I had a compression fracture of the vertebrae and also displacement of joints L3 and L3, both from separate sporting injuries. The compression...
Coach Alberto Salazar is now suspected of dealing in drugs. Apparently Mo Farah was a runner for him..
Engine changes are apparently in response to the need to achieve Euro 5 emissions compliance. Apple CarPlay & Android Auto also available. Quite...
Q. What's the difference between a condom and a cabinet minister? A. Condoms have evolved over the years, they're not quite so thick &...
My mate bought some desensitising condoms, but he said they don't work: His wife still threw him out after she caught him shagging her sister..
