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The blonde secretary at work said she has a poetic itch. I suspect it might be a Yeats infection..
If you open a bottle of wine and don’t have time to let it breathe, try giving it mouth to mouth resuscitation..
My mate said his wife was shocked when she woke up this morning with a huge pair of black balls and a giant black cock banging against her face....
My mate regrets rubbing ketchup into his eyes. But that's Heinz sight for you....
I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course: I'm really struggling to get out of it.
A thesaurus is great: There's no other word for it..
I went to a stand up comedy show & found every second joke funny. They must have been alternative comedians..
My mate came second in a Winston Churchill lookalike competition. He was close, but no cigar.
My mate said his wife is like poor bowling during a game of cricket: Slow, short and wide. Usually given a good crack.
My mate said his wife's fanny is a lot like that classic David Jason sitcom: It's been entered only by fools and a couple of horses..
Cat flaps are for pussies...
My mate is an expert on palmistry: He’s written a hand book..
The warranty will offer some peace of mind, just in case a component fails. The bike is 7 years old, after all. Just check the small print on...
My mate says his new girlfriend likes a bit of posh wood up her arse. So he's bought a cricket bat from Harrod's..
Q. How does a bullfighter take his coffee? A. Au lait..
My mate’s new girlfriend told him she wanted a Brazilian wax. He said she’d be better off with a Gaza Strip considering the pounding he’ll be...
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Q. How do you know when you're really ugly? A. Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.
Q. What do you call a Norwegian prostitute? A. A fjord escort..
Shagging a woman with a hairy minge is a lot like going on a picnic: You don't mind going through a little bush to get there..
