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Instead of using lard to cook chips, use fanny batter. The resulting excess of lard can then be used as a more effective sun cream, thus saving...
Timmy Mallet is always to blame. For everything.
The sexiest photo I have ever seen was GP covered in body lotion, wearing a bikini and high heels. Oooohhhhhh god!
Mine today. I'm 54 you know!!! Hipy papy bthdth, thuthda bthudy Matt, from WOL
Save money by letting your arse drip dry rather than wiping it with loo roll.
Prodigy. Firestarter. Hey hey hey!
Fun Boy Three. The Lunatics (Have taken over the asylum). My mate Ant was the spitting image of Terry Hall.
The Passions. I'm in love with a German Film Star. (Shave off your 'taches gents!)
Knowing I have helped someone. Call it RAK (Random Act of Kindness). Opening a door, saying thankyou. Smiling and meaning it. Makes my day every...
The Stone Roses, I Wanna Be Adored. The best track in the world ever on so many levels, IMHO!!!!!!!
Edgar Winter, Frankenstein
Bland
Best taste in the world, jacket spuds (cooked properly in the oven), butter and salt, covered in baked beans (Heinz of course) and liberally...
For dunking, 1) malted milk, 2) mcvities digestive, both without chocolate. For pure indulgence, wagon wheels.
Retsina or Metaxa .......enjoy!!!!
Chastise
Ffs!
Pearl Jam. Even Flow.
13 mile walk. Helped a very dear friend come to terms with some difficult stuff in her life. Bottle of red.
I can only speak from a limited amount of experience, and the answer is it depends on their orientation!!!!
