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Took Anni for a little trip to Yarmouth today.... [ATTACH]
In a club last night and this really ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said "give me your phone number sexy". I said "have you got a...
Can’t expect that sort of practicality with Ducati :wink:
I've got Bike Trac fitted to the Anni and certainly gives you a bit of peace and mind. Only negative is that it will drain your battery pretty...
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello...
I was sitting watching Match of the Day when the Mrs came into the lounge and says "fancy a shag Babe?" I said, "after the football love" She...
Had to buy a new rear tyre after managing to pick up not 1 but 2 soding great big nails in it :rage:! Could've been a lot worse I suppose.
Me and my little princess[ATTACH]
Forget the Ferrari/fast car thing as having owned both, I can tell you nothing comes close to owing a Ducati. I've still got my GT3, but it just...
Well I spent 2 and half hours cleaning the bugger so hopefully good as new again. Even my lid took a lot of cleaning and certainly won't be going...
It was me. Not ideal conditions today to say the least, but was nice to get out for a little blast with a couple of mates. Took a bit of...
