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Wars
Sportsground
Oops wrong place
Not unless it's one of those games that is on their phone.
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Nun
Theory
I honestly don't get the ebay thing, as it's there to sort the gullible numbskulls out from the remaining sane portion of society. Speed cameras...
Eye
Due to an accident at work, I'm currently stabbing away at the keyboard with two broken arms and septicemia. I was walking across the shop floor...
I knew a chap from the North of Ireland who was so proud about being a Protestant that he wrote it in big letters across his wife's back and sent...
Tarquin Fim Bim Lim Bim Wim Bim Bus Stop F’tang-F’tang Ole Biscuit Barrel's my 'middle' name. Her first name is Mary!
Needles
Circle
What Have Today's Kids Missed Out On Being kids. When I was a kid I was a kid, and not 6 going on 60. It seems that having a childhood is...
Bengal Tiger
Ginger beer
Waterloo
I also used to know a Chinese lesbian called Too Can Chew, who had an Indian girlfriend called Mingeita
When I was younger I used to go out with Kate Bush's younger sister called Rose!