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Did I see them in the papers getting ready for a swim wearing their Trunks
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I'm sorry if I'm being a little pedantic, but shouldn't his kids be referred to as saplings!
Dodgy valve clearances can be manifested in hard starting.
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While on honeymoon an Irish couple were sitting down to breakfast; when at the table next to them a honeymooning American says to his wife "Pass...
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Faces of Pete, Faces of Pete........................ A dyslexic Parrot.
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philip Philop! I'll get my coat!
I think he had to step down due to his former title as Scotland's First minister; being LAST doesn't quite have the same ring to to it!
Sorry about the double post, the site was on a go slow, so I tried to repost.
I don't know about talk like a pirate but in honour of the day, try getting your wife / gf / partner to give you a pirate blow job. She kneels in...
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