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What do you do if a woman comes out of the kitchen complaining? Make the chain shorter.:Dead:
I was depressed last night so I called the Samaritans. Got a call centre in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked...
Two midgets chip in for a lottery ticket, and they win, so to celebrate, they get two motel rooms next to each other, and two hookers. They each...
Two eagles are flying along when a jet screams past them. One eagle says, "Man...did you see how fast that thing was going?" The other eagle says,...
knackers
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon
MICRA DRIVERS. Attach a lighted sparkler to the roof of your car before starting a long journey. You drive the things like fucking dodgem cars, so...
Have all your shits at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid for it.
Adventurous lovers. Sprinkle talcum powder on each other's rings, then lie on the floor and fart up in the air to send each other sexy 'bum-smoke...
MANCHESTER UNITED fans. Save money on expensive new kits by simply strapping a large fake penis to your forehead. It is now clear to all, as to...
BUS DRIVERS. Pretend you're an airline pilot by wedging your accelerator pedal down with a heavy book, securing the steering wheel with some old...
BEAT the credit card companies at their own game. Run up a massive bill on your credit cards and then kill yourself before your statement arrives,...
SMASH the entire contents of your home with a sledgehammer before going away on holiday. Then any would-be burglars who break in will get a taste...
bed
£14.999 Bit of a price hike for the standard model r1 m £18.499 :Bookworm:
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1098s I love v twins most rice burners are bland and I love to piss of my mates when everyone wants to look at the shiny ducati :rolleyes:
Done best of luck
BOIL an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping it into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60mph. After three...
Nice pics dave did cam Donald win the hill climb beating some record holder or something ?
