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Madhur Jafffrey had a lover who could give her multiple orgasms. He knew how to find her ghee spot.
My mate said his new girlfriend was the sort of girl who blows men's minds. I told him she might be a keeper if he can get her to aim a bit lower...
My mate said his first night in prison and not sleeping next to his wife, he wrestled uncontrollably with a large and throbbing erection. He just...
Stevie Wonder: 7 kids David Blunkett: 5 kids Ray Charles: 12 kids Perhaps it’s safe to say it’s not wanking that makes you blind....?
At a recent job interview I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I didn't know that one, but I would have a crack at Bohemian...
Mission Impossible 7: Tying to get Mr T on a Boeing 737 Max 8.
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My mate said he hates going to marriage counselling, his wife keeps bringing up his premature ejaculation. She says it gets on her tits..
Things have now reached the stage where the wife and I have gone our separate ways and will be spending a considerable time apart for the...
My mate claims to have invented battery-operated spoons. He thinks they’ll cause a bit of a stir in the market...
My mate has been arrested for theft in PC World. He blames his doctor for telling him to keep taking the tablets..
Girl gymnasts now have to share a changing room with boy gymnasts who identify themselves as female. Back in my day, we had to drill a hole in...
My mate asked me what torque setting I use on the rear wheel spindle nut. I replied, "I just tighten until I fart."
I was approached by a charity chugger, collecting money for the support of International Women's Day. Told him to feck off, as I've been...
Glasgow university evacuated as police investigate suspicious package: Turns out it was a salad.
We have strange traditions in the UK: After Shrove Tuesday the entire population of the country gives up pancakes for a year....
The bad news is that the wife took the wrong medication today. The good news is that she's protected from tapeworms and fleas for the next 3 months.
Ian Carmichael, the Queen's hairdresser on an emergency call parked outside Buckingham Palace with scissors, rollers, brushes and other crimper's...
My mate said his daughter wanted a cat, and got a ginger tom. He really wishes she'd got a cat instead....
This morning, I contacted the local hospital to let them know that if my mother in law’s condition should deteriorate, I hereby give my permission...