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Couldn't find an ice scraper for the car windscreen this morning. I unleashed the Macgyver in me and improvised using a store loyalty card from...
My mate told me one of his colleagues died after overdosing on Viagra. Apparently his wife took it very hard.
Liam Fox is such a good International Trade Secretary, he’s just announced his successful negotiation for a British firm to install Cats Eyes on...
The owner of Notts County has put the club up for sale after tweeting an embarrassing photo: Apparently he posted a picture of their trophy cabinet..
When I was a kid, my parents would always say 'Excuse my French' if they swore. Did I have fun at school when teacher asked, "Does anybody know...
My mate bought a really expensive home cinema system, but it turns itself off whenever he tries to watch a war film. Turns out it's a...
Q: What is the origin of the word 'Boob'? A: The 'B' is the aerial view. The 'oo' is the front view. The 'b' is the side view.
Polar bear cub asked his gran, "Granny am I really a baby polar bear?" Granny bear replied, "Of course you are, and you're a lovely white cute...
To all those who received a book from me at Christmas: They're due back at the library today....
Reports are saying a man has been mugged outside the local Kingdom Hall. Police are appealing for witnesses...
Paul McCartney has allowed hair to go completely grey. Until recently he got dye with a little help from his friends..
Top tip: When you are trying to identify a bird seen in your garden whilst having your breakfast, don’t Google ‘Thrush’.....
Top tip: When you are trying to identify a bird seen in your garden whilst having your breakfast, don't google 'Thrush'
Should have given him one of these instead. Safer for everyone else.. [ATTACH]
Will the speed cameras be on the side road from which the Land Rover emerged onto the main road, or will they be on the A road (on which the Kia...
My mate fancies himself as a singer, so he sent a demo CD to a record company. He says he received a letter informing his all his songs were...
This was the first car crash he's been associated with since 1997. (Paris, allegedly...) :eek:
My mate was telling me about his new blonde girlfriend: He said, "She's a great looker, but if she spoke her mind she'd be speechless."
One of my colleagues apologised to everyone today saying he wasn't really 'with it'. Apparently he spent all last night drinking Brandy: Great...
Q. Where do centipedes invest? A. In the FTSE 100.