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When a woman says: "Ready in 5 minutes." and a man says: "Home in 5 minutes." - they both mean exactly the same thing.
Was Moses the first person to download data from the cloud to his tablet?
My mate rang me & said his wife had asked him to contact the emergency services as her mother's house was on fire. "Why are you calling me?" I...
The Australian cricket team has become the first team in the World to do a lap of disgrace.
Five out of every three people have trouble understanding fractions.
Can be sensitive to the rubber used..... ;)
My young niece told me they listened to a broadcast on the radio at school: She said, "We learned about the true meaning of Easter from The...
Injury Lawyers for U are rubbish. When my mate's girlfriend cut herself on his garden fence last week, they asked him to send a photo of her...
My mate has both a male and a female Daschund. He told me that when the female is in season & the male starts getting frisky, he just puts the...
Breaking news: Sunderland have turned down a £70 million sponsorship deal with a leading dog food manufacturer. The F.A. said it would be taking...
My gran went into the corner shop & asked for a pound of sugar. The shopkeeper explained, "Sorry love, it's kilos these days." "Ok." Said Gran....
Q. What did the England cricket fan miss when he went to the bar? A. The entire English innings...
I'm having a pair of the Michelin Power RS boots fitted in mid-April for the MOT. I'll let you know how I get on with them.
The man who invented cat's eyes in the road had the idea when he saw a cat's eyes illuminated in his headlights. If the cat had been walking the...
Went to the theatre last night & there was a naked lady ventriloquist on the bill. Nobody saw her lips move.
The word nun is just the letter n doing a forward roll.
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This morning a scientist perfected a bra that stops breasts from jiggling up and down, and prevents nipples from sticking out in cold weather. By...
My mate says his ex always buys two drinks whenever she goes into a bar: One for each face...
A guy with a stutter died in prison. He never finished his sentence..
