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Q. What do you call a man who has 11 pricks? A. Jose Mourinho.
If I had 50p for every maths exam I failed, I'd now have £3.80...
The wife said she wanted more space in our relationship. So I bought her a Star Trek box set.
One of the fellows at work said he & his wife have just had their first baby, and they want to name it something original. I suggested 'Werther's'...
My mate has a new job as a dog catcher. He says he’ll get paid by the pound.
I think adult supervision must be a myth. My eyes seem to be getting worse, the older I get.
Just caught our dog in the garden, trying to hump a cabbage. He must have thought it was a collie.
I invited my mate round to the house after work today. As I walked through the door my wife started yelling, "I've not done my hair, not done my...
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a circle... Border Collie: Just...
My mate told me he got smashed in the arsehole last night. Seems a very strange name for a pub...
Brilliant programme on Channel 4 tomorrow night about doggy-style sex. If you miss it, you can watch it on all 4s.
Laziness is a dish best served by someone else..
Do London Wasps have a 'B' team???
The founder of Welcome Break is reported to have passed away. He will be remembered at services all over the country..
The palindrome car race was won by: A Toyota.
Phil Spector's brother Crispin has a job as head of quality control with Walkers....
My mate said he had 40 winks on the train this morning. I told him not to wear pink shirts....
JK Rowling is said to be writing a new Harry Potter book. Haven't seen anyone milk a small wizard so much since Debbie McGee..
I said to my mate, "Since when did you start wearing an earring?" “Since my wife found it in my car.” He replied.
Just got a text from the new blonde in the office at work: She wants to know how long she should cook the boil in the bag fish she won at the fair.
