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Theresa May is stumped over this deal or no deal thing: Her only remaining hope is to call Noel Edmonds.
It will be on BBC NI, and looks like it should also be available on the BBC website: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0bdrpn1...
The body of a woman thought to be a hooker has been found in a Soho alley. The body had no marks on it and no indications of assault, although it...
I went into the chemist's to buy some lube. The man behind the counter said, "I'm out of stock, have you tried Boots?" I replied, "I want to...
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My mate had a blind date with a woman whose online profile said she had an 'infectious smile'. Turned out she had cold sores...
My mate said his wife is so fat he took a photo of her last Christmas and it's still printing..
Q. What do you call a pig who has lost his voice? A. Disgruntled.
Bought a new sat nav with the voice provided by Bono. It's useless: The streets have no name, and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
A scuba diver went missing off rocks, presumed drowned, and a team of police divers spent two days trying to locate the body. Three policemen...
Just sent the wife a text: "Booked us on a 5 day Mediterranean cruise, we go in 6 weeks time. xx" She texted back: "Nice, but wish it was...
A man was driving down a country lane and ran over a cockerel. Deeply upset, he went to a farmhouse and knocked on the door. A woman opened it...
My mate said his wife's father said, "If you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow." My mate says he's still waiting for the...
News Update: Sweden will kick off on Saturday with a flat pack four defence.
I'm not saying my mate's new girlfriend is a bit of a heffer... But yesterday she cleaned the oven with two slices of bread....
My mate said his granddad lived to the age of 101. He actually died on the day of his 101st birthday. My mate said it was such a shame, as they...
My mate in Dublin says they now have a water shortage over there. As a result his local swimming baths have closed lanes 6 and 7.
Claims have emerged that footballer Danny Welbeck has a relative who was in the Bomb Disposal Squad. Apparently his name was Stan.
Met an old school friend today. He's currently an out of work contortionist who's struggling to make ends meet.
A well-known manufacturer of household cleaners has joined forces with a well-known Scottish distillery. They have produced a cleaner that kills...
