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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing...
On his last tour of Ireland, The Pope was asked what he thought of County Down. He replied, "I liked it best when Carol Vorderman was on it."
A man walked into a bar in Redneck country and ordered a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looked up, surprised and the bartender...
As we were putting out mince pies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one on the floor. "No problem." I said, picking it up &...
Would it be fair to presume this added work at the 15,000/18,000 valve service doesn't affect bikes with twin-sided swinging arms, such as...
A man went into a pub & ordered a pint of anything except Stella. The landlord asked, “What’s wrong with Stella?” The man said, “I had 12...
Sure did. Have a great Christmas mate! :upyeah: Planning to go for a ride on my bike in a while. :cool:
A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, "We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets;...
Letter to Santa: Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good...
The Diavel is loads of fun to ride. Life's too short to worry about what others think. Enjoy! [ATTACH]
Nice video thanks. My father took me to a few scramble meetings during the 1960s, we had a great day out at all of them. Dad had a 1939 Velocette...
Britain has no kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
Use a fairly old Optimate with my Diavel. Works fine for me.
I was on holiday in the Alps last winter when I saw a sign that read: 'Ski Hire'. So I climbed further up the mountain.
A new local arthritis sufferers group convened for the first time recently. Apparently, when they met they just clicked.
One of my mates is a dyslexic Yorkshireman. In the recent cold weather he's been seen walking around with a cat flap on his head.
My work colleagues are like next door’s Christmas lights: Half of them don’t work, and the rest of them are not very bright.
Hoping my mate's girlfriend will stop using his phone to send selfies when she's pissed.... [ATTACH]
A man's life is like a lush, green meadow: It's a beautiful thing until some cow comes along and shits all over it.
My mate said his wife gets annoyed when he uses the word 'cunt'. I told him his wife has a point, and he really should try to learn her mother's...