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The wife told me that people don't like to see me pulling my underpants out of my arse. She also said I should learn some other magic tricks for...
Try the Irish version of Horlicks: Lie on the edge of the bed & there's a good chance you'll soon drop off. Warning: Not recommended with bunk...
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed...
Two policemen just knocked on my door & asked me where I was between 4 & 6. "That's easy." I replied. "Primary school."
Just told my mate that the dog from 'Britain's Got Talent' has sadly died. He said, "That's a shame. I didn't even know Amanda Holden was unwell?"
My little niece said, "Farts are just the ghosts of things we have eaten."
My mate who works as a fire fighter was called to a blaze at a gay club last night. He said he was amazed to find another 50-odd fire fighters in...
Police asked my mate what he remembered about the midget who attacked him. He said, "Very little..."
As I left the pub last night I saw two thugs beating the crap out of my mate. "Don't just stand there!" He yelled. "Knock one out!" I still...
My mate was worried he may end up taking his girlfriend to the hospital after they used a vacuum cleaner nozzle as a sex toy. But apparently...
Q. How many eggs does a French person have for breakfast? A. Only one. Because in French, one egg is un oeuf.
Walking home from a good session in the pub with my mate, we were stopped by a prostitute who lifted her skirt to show her crotchless knickers &...
Oral B: The sluttier, lesser known member of The Spice Girls.
My 2011 Diavel now has a Remus end can with a Rexxer remap. Very pleased. Recommended. :upyeah:
My mate swapped a German sausage for a sea bird. Apparently he took a tern for the wurst.
The XDiavel does have a 1262cc version of the DVT motor: http://www.ducatiuk.com/bikes/diavel/xdiavel/index.do
Gran used to claim one of her friends once gave Albert Einstein a hand job. Apparently it was a stroke of genius.
My new lawn is 100% chicken-proof. It's impeccable.
My neighbour has been concussed 44 times. He lives just a stones throw away.
Just my experience/opinion: 1. There are people who have had reliable/unreliable examples of all bikes, forums tend to be used as platforms to...
