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The Termis on my GT1000 were stainless steel. I think there may have also been black finished Termis for the SC1000.
I have a keen sense for being able to guess where water may be found underground. I'm well aware.
Bigamy: Like the real me, but taller.
A blind man walked into a library and asked, "Do you have any books on tape?" The librarian replied, "Yes we do, but it's not a very interesting...
My mate is convinced his girlfriend has too many nuts in her diet. He reckons whenever they have anal sex, his old boy always looks like a Lion...
The wife's an animal in bed. Shame it's a sloth.
A transvestite friend has just moved up north. Not sure where, but he has a Wigan address.
Bigamist: A thick fog in Italy.
A woman goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show you." The doctor tells her...
Q. How do you milk sheep? A. Release another version of the iPhone.
I was watching porn with my mate last night when his wife walked in. Embarrassing way to find out what she does for a living.
Bought the wife a new fridge for her birthday. It might not be much, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it.
A blonde woman called an airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. “Sure,” the airline guy said, “as long as you...
My mate said his wife was told that anal sex can cure constipation. Apparently they've had anal sex twice a day for a week now. She has a very...
My mate said he had a 99 with his wife last night. Apparently it was a 69 with a Flake involved...
The wife asked me to name all the women I've slept with. Maybe I should have stopped when I got to her name...
The wife wants a mini cooper for her birthday. Where the hell am I going to find a midget who makes barrels?
The dog just licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard, and earned himself an online college degree.
The mother in law went riding for the first time today. It was the only time I have wanted to lose 200 pounds on a horse.
The new blonde secretary at work has been sat in the pub for hours with a puzzled expression on her face. She can't work out how her brother has...
