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A man was sat on a train, opposite a woman wearing a very short skirt and no underwear. She asked him, "Are you looking up my skirt?" He flushed...
Where else but Wales can you get sex, a nice warm coat AND a casserole - all from the same date?
Bought the wife a little Pug dog yesterday. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes, rolls of fat, bad breath & flatulence - the dog seemed to...
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all tried out for the same job as road stripers. The boss told them they would all work for three days and...
My mate has named his new dogs Rolex and Timex. He says they are watch dogs.
Bought the wife a matching bag and belt set for her birthday. She should have the vacuum cleaner working properly again soon.
A young colleague asked me for tips on married life. I replied, "It takes patience to listen, but it takes skill to pretend you're listening."
I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.
New motto for the workplace: There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it again.
After a few beers too many, my mate threw a bottle of Domestos at the local vicar. Police have charged him with bleaching the priest.
Revealed at last, the secret to a successful marriage: Low expectations.
Dave's wife thinks that he is pushing himself too hard, so she takes him to a local strip club for his birthday. The doorman at the club greets...
To help people to find the correct insurance for the sex they are having, a list of companies is shown below that should apply in most cases: Sex...
Just received a top tip from my mate: He said, "Highlighter pens are the future, mark my words."
My two penn'orth on the Diavel: It handles way better than you would think from the way it looks. It's a lot of fun to ride, especially through...
Mr. Johnson's wife of 50 years suggested they take a cruise: "We could go somewhere for a week, and make wild love like we did when we were...
Looks suspiciously like a Fannygale....
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
When I’m listening to U2, I turn down the treble a little bit. Just to take The Edge off.
My mate refused to provide a sample when he and his wife attended the fertility clinic. He claimed he already knew he had a very high sperm...
