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My mate just rang and asked, "How do you cook those boil in a bag fish they are giving out at the funfair?"
Q. How do you make a dead cat float? A. Two scoops of ice cream and one dead cat.
She was only an Admiral's daughter. But her naval base was full of discharged seamen.
Yep. Freddie's last live gig. Bunch of us working at the hospital in Gloucester hired a mini bus & I drove there and back. Good times. RIP Rick.
I was at Knebworth in 1986 when Quo were a support act to Queen. Knew I'd seen you somewhere before Finm.
I have ridden both Gen 1 and Gen 2 on standard mapping. Nelly & Italia Moto both recommended the Rexxer remap, so I tried a Gen 1 with the Rexxer...
My mate got caught sniffing his mother in law's underwear yesterday. Made the rest of her funeral quite awkward...
A woman got married, but her husband was abusive. She got remarried and that husband ran out on her. She got married again and that husband...
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are...
Q. How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. None. The light sockets go with the house.
It's 1957, and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they're...
My mate was sacked from his job as a bingo caller last night. Ball number 69 came out & he announced it as, "A meal for two with a horrible view."
The wife wants a Brexit-themed Christmas dinner this year.. No Brussels..
Q. How do you get your wife to scream and groan whilst you're having sex? A. Let her catch you doing it with her best friend.
New definition. Grimaldi: A very run down supermarket.
A 790 Adventure is also said to be on the way after the launch of the Duke: KTM's secret 790 Adventure spied | MCN 2018 KTM 790 Adventure Spied...
Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of...
A sheriff walks into a saloon, and shouts for everyone's attention. "Has anyone seen Brown paper Jake?" He asks. "What's he look like?" Asks...
Our little nephew was staying with us & he gave my wife some lip. She asked him to help with the dishes and he said, "No, I don't want to."...
Granny says the older grandad gets, the better he is in bed. She reckons he can now sleep for 12-14 hours at a time.
