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When you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
My mate ate 6 tins of alphabet spaghetti earlier today. He's just had a massive vowel movement.
Q. Why is it so hard to organise a women's football game? A. Try finding 11 women who will turn up wearing the same outfit.
The Invisible Man married The Invisible Woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
My mate is a backward poet, he writes inverse.
Q. Why is sex like cooking an egg in a microwave? A. Both involve the emission of an irritating noise followed by having to clean up a gooey mess.
My mate & his wife have split due to medical reasons: They were sick of each other.
Q: What do smart men and mascara have in common? A: They both run at the first sign of emotion.
I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all...
Q. Why is a fanny like the weather? A. When it's wet, it's time to go inside.
Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend with PMS and a Pit Bull? A. Lipstick.
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies,...
A Ducati dealer or workshop can connect to diagnostics & read error codes for you. Nelly at Cornerspeed is my 'go to guy' for this kind of thing,...
Is the light on when riding the bike? You could try changing the relevant relay, but it could also be an issue (perhaps corrosion) in the wiring...
Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? A. Marry it.
A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house.
Today I discovered my first grey pubic hair. I found it quite disconcerting. But not as much as the other people in the lift.
I always sleep naked. Shame the air hostess couldn't understand this.
Politicians are now being taught to whistle when sitting on the toilet. Because shit comes out of both ends, they need a clue as to which end...
I went along to the local Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting but all the seats were taken.
