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I told my boss I'd like to see things from his point of view, but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my arse.
There are 2 rules for success: 1. Don't tell all you know.
Q. What's the difference between a 16 inch pizza and a professional musician? A. A 16 inch pizza can feed a family of four.
The boss said we should push the envelope at work, but it's still stationery.
I keep telling my wife she's not fat, she's just easier to see.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
We got an odd-job man in. He was useless. I gave him a list of eight things to do and he only did numbers one, three, five and seven
The wife reckons sex is better on the beach. Not the best postcard I've ever received....
Go on, I dare you...: Ducati Diavel (Just ignore the fact they can't spell 'Diavel' in the above link :tonguewink:) [MEDIA] [MEDIA]
Moses never had a PC, but he was given a few tablets.... Mind you, he's probably still waiting for BT to connect him. [ATTACH]
My dyslexic mate is a keen sailor & he was due to attend a maritime festival today. Apparently he turned up at a celebration for a yeast...
How to torment a woman: Buy her a new pair of shoes made of chocolate.
Just deleted all the German names from my mobile phone contact list. Now it's Hans free...
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
It's been so hot today, I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
Red sky at night: Shepherd's delight. Blue sky at night: Daytime.
Q. How do the Welsh practice safe sex? A. We draw a large 'X' on the heads of sheep that kick.
It is important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between 'antidote' and 'anecdote', perhaps Granddad would still be alive??
Glad you enjoyed your holiday. If you check out the accessories section of the Ducati web site, you'll find a variety of seats available for the...
Hope the medication is sorted & stabilised quickly. Sometimes the dose may need to be adjusted to obtain the best outcome. Ensuring you have...
