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Apparently a civil servant saw a note from Theresa May & misinterpreted it. The note read: 'Boris, F. Off.'
Nelly at Cornerspeed is your man. Highly recommended, and he's not far away from you: Cornerspeed
QB World of Carbon list huggers for Sport Classics, the previous owner had fitted one of these to my GT1000: Ducati - Sport Classic - World of QB...
Can't help thinking Granddad might still be with us if he hadn't had a heart attack when it was his turn at charades.
I told the wife I thought she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
The wi-fi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking & I had no idea who he was.
If I had a pound for every girl who found me unattractive, they would have started finding me attractive long ago.
Whenever I find the key to success, some bugger changes the lock.
What do they plant to grow seedless watermelons?
The closest my wife has been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from her browser history.
You'll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
The new blonde in our office told us how she thought it was really cool that the Chinese have made a language entirely out of tattoos.
My granddad told me the Army charged him £50 when he lost his rifle during WW1. That must be why Navy Captains go down with their ship.
A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say 'goodbye' 300 times.
A group of seniors from the old-folks home were on an organized coach tour. After about an hours travelling, the driver pulled into a service...
My mate has got a job in a factory making chessboard pieces. He's on knights next week.
The wife suggested I go on the internet & buy one of those penis enlargers. So I did. She's 21, and her name is Veronique.
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find...
Those wheels do look like the OEM steel wheels from a GT1000, although the tyres in the photos certainly aren't the original fitments...
A lot of the conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if the architects of the day had made towns big enough for everyone.