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This evening I farted in an elevator. The wife said it was wrong on so many levels.
I've been looking forward to a spot of bush crashing at the weekend. But I suspect the wife will have other ideas..... A colleague has a VW...
Why is the man who invests other people's money called a broker???
Q. What's the difference between a new wife & a new dog? A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to shout "BINGO!"
I currently ride a Sport Classic GT1000 and have always found this to be comfortable & fun. I've also tried the Multistrada 1200 & the BMW...
A young colleague asked me what it's like to be married, so I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no point in two people remembering the same thing.
Top 3 situations that require witnesses: 1. Crimes 2. Accidents 3. Marriages No further comment needed...
Never tell a woman that her place is in the kitchen. That's where the knives are kept...
I went to an old-fashioned barber for a shave. He put a small wooden ball into my mouth, explaining this would push out my cheeks to give a...
For her birthday this year, the wife has asked me for "something that goes from 0 - 200 in less than 6 seconds." I've bought her a new set of...
I've ridden Diavels with & without a Rexxer remap. I much prefer the bike with the remap, even with the standard exhausts. Better low speed...
Life is like toilet paper. Either you're on a roll or you're taking shit from some asshole.
Yesterday I changed our bed for a trampoline. The wife hit the roof last night.
The first time I rode a Diavel, the bike in question had very unpleasant handling characteristics in sharp bends. It dropped suddenly into corners...
Some people are just ungrateful. Not buying the mother in law a birthday present this year. She still hasn't used the burial plot I bought her...
Agreed. The Rexxer remap also works well on the Diavel. Smoother running at low speeds, and response when making progress is excellent. Another...
Ben, you could have a chat with Nelly at Cornerspeed. He's not far from you, and he always does a great job: Cornerspeed
I bought a new Yuasa battery for my GT1000 from these guys. They are local to me & the price was lower than that offered by Halfords or a Ducati...