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Nelly at Cornerspeed Ducati had a nice low mileage 696 Monster for sale when I called in on Saturday. It was his own bike, and it will have a...
It's difficult to say what my wife does. She sells sea shells on the sea shore.
My mate met a prostitute in a pub last night & she offered to do anything he wanted for £300, as long as he could describe the act in just three...
A cub scout pack consists of a bunch of little kids dressed like twats, following a big twat dressed like a kid.
Irag is looking for a more moderate leader: A Mullah-Lite.
My mate said his wedding was like a fairy tale. It wasn't magical, it's just that his wife has an ugly sister.
Ash can be white coloured can't it? :innocent:
About a month before he died, my grandfather covered his back with lard. After that he went downhill very quickly.
My hair is definitely turning lighter with each passing year. :tonguewink:
My computer told me I needed a password with eight characters. So I picked Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs.
Top tip for managers: Avoid employing unlucky people. Throw away half the CVs you receive from job applicants.
Hi Old Fart. Is it the analogue dial that houses the display that can be set to show oil temp that is misting up? It isn't unknown for part of...
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99% of politicians give the rest a bad name.
I bet my mate a tenner that I could buy 4 suits for less than £2. You should have seen his face when I turned up with a pack of cards.
You can tell Monopoly is an old game. The banker can go to jail...
The wife says we should retire to Switzerland, so I asked her why she thinks it's so great. She said she's not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
The local farmer counted 196 cows in his field earlier today. But when he rounded them up he had 200.
A budget hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business.
My wife uses the gym religiously: She goes after Christmas & Easter....
