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An eminent psychologist has made a video to discover the intelligence of dogs. Here's how it works: If you spend the £15.99 to buy the video,...
We longed for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet.
Q. Why are chavs like sperm? A. Only one in a million works.
Met a guy in the pub who claimed to be the unluckiest man in town. I asked him how this could be & he replied, "I'm a dyslexic with a lips."
My mate says he reckons he's stopped his wife's fears of being buried alive. The screams stopped about an hour ago..
I asked JK Rowling about Harry's father. She thinks it's James Hewitt as well...
I can't understand the BBC choosing Matt LeBlanc as a Top Gear presenter. It's like he's always stuck in second gear.
Got home really late from the pub last night. Then I gave the wife a damned good listening to...
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Whilst interviewing for promotion at work, the HR woman asked me: "How do you view lesbian relationships?" Apparently "In HD." Wasn't the...
My mate is trying to predict the future using probiotic dairy products. I've warned him not to dabble in the Yakult.
That bike was an interesting design from BMW. Apparently Steve McQueen insisted on riding Triumphs & this was included in his film contracts: [IMG]
Could this guy help? Tony Archer - Classic and Modern Car Trimmer, Motorcycle Seat Specialists
When my mate heard you could become a sperm donor by post, he came in a jiffy.
Question of the day: What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)
My first girlfriend was a tennis player. But to her, love meant nothing.
It's a good idea to carry an EHIC card (they are free) in case you need any medical treatment. An EHIC gives you the right to access...
An expectant father rang the hospital to see how his wife was getting on. By mistake he was connected to the Lord's cricket ground. "How's it...
The wife says she's going to put her new mascara on my knob. She wants to see if it will make it thicker, fuller & longer lasting..
Me too. :upyeah: Planning to go out for a ride tomorrow too. :)
