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Some years ago whilst recovering from a sports injury-induced broken leg, I asked Mrs H to help with the oral pain relief. At least the resulting...
My mate is opening a brothel that will boast the widest range of prostitutes in the world. He's calling it: 'Clitoris Allsorts'.
My mate is obsessed with female dwarfs. He reckons the local WH Smith is a good place to pick up little women.
NASA have found running water on Mars. No sign of Sitting Bull or Crazy Horse yet...
I used to miss the mother in law, but now I know how to squeeze the trigger gently whilst steadying the gun with the other hand. Works a treat!...
I don't think it's with the Nottinghamshire Constabulary. The mounted section has been disbanded during the last 2 years as part of funding cuts,...
Similar technology used in North Wales a few years ago: [MEDIA] BBC NEWS | Wales | Police use anti-speeding horsebox
Totally agree regarding the awful PR-speak used by almost everyone interviewed on the R4 'Today' programme. When asked to explain something or to...
Sports News: After Iceland qualified for Euro 2016, Wayne Rooney is now wondering if England will be drawn in the same group as Tesco or Asda.
David Cameron has broken his silence to announce his latest idea: The Pig Society.
Tom Cruise has an exclusive deal to feature only VW cars in his next film: Emission Impassable...
Yup, pretty certain I married one....
A motor industry spokesman on Radio 4 this morning suggested cars are selected randomly from the production line in Europe & are then tested under...
It will be interesting to see how this plays out across Europe. I believe the emission testing standards & regimes are different to those in the...
Many have called me a cunning linguist...:upyeah:
Another 'Ratner moment'???
"Scheisse! I vish I haf not bought zis neue Volkwagen!!" [ATTACH]
Although some (allegedly) prefer the porcine species..... "Oh Babe...." [ATTACH]
I'll wager plenty on this forum will admit to having eaten beaver though...
Nice lid. If you can't source the shade of tint you want, you could try combining a light tint visor with a tinted pinlock insert. You might...