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I know I've said it before, but thanks for reminding me of my own sentiments regarding the wife.
Bestest to you and your Bro. Watch out for Matron & Dr Tinkle: [MEDIA]
The blonde next door thinks Benefits Street is a budget box of chocolates sold by Lidl.
Definitely means the scenic route for some then....:Angelic:
Nice to see the Police in the U.S. have figured out how to get air bags on a bike. [ATTACH]
All depends on which end they go in from when they do the tonsils. Can be a long job if the surgeon takes the scenic route...:Doctor::Jawdrop:
A guide for orthopaedic carpenters/surgeons: "Make sure his ankle & foot end up located below this arrow." Wasn't accomplished 100% successfully...
My mate's wife lost her virginity so late, she wasn't so much deflowered as dead headed.
I used to think an ocean of soda existed, but it was just a Fanta sea.
You ever hate your job with the passion that your boss claims you lack?
Although we've been married for more than 30 years, I'm still living the single life. Crap food & no sex...
The wife asked me to get that spray that makes the curtains smell nicer. So I bought her some Femfresh...
My daughter informed me she plans to become a vegan. "Sod that." I said. "I don't want you running around with big ears & giving people death...
Newsflash: Senior Police Officer in China suspended after being caught smoking pot & masturbating in his office. His name is not yet known,...
Q. What's worse than finding a hole in your condom? A. Finding a condom in your hole.
Heal fast & mend well AC. That ketamine does take it out of you, just take it steady.
The wife told me the shed needs treating. So I've just bought it some lovely shelves.
My mate says because of her obese condition, he can only have sex with his wife doggy style. He says it's just regular sex, but he has to give...
Fingers crossed for a speedy recovery.
Just caught up with this thread. Best wishes to the rider and all his family. The Oxford Radcliffe people have shown fantastic treatment &...
