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An intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
Q. What do you call a party for 100 dwarves? A. A little get together.
My mate complained about his cheap circumcision. He said it was a rip-off.
Q. What do you call a grumpy Muslim? A. Amin Amood.
The wife just rang me & said: "The sat nav in the car told me to turn around, and now I can't see where I'm going!"
Still around. Just very busy working. Only get to ride my bike at the weekend.
Scientists have discovered a link between noise and obesity. In the wife's case that will be the dinner bell.
I have a speech impediment: Every time I open my mouth, my wife interrupts.
You can tell a woman is tough when she has a Lego dildo.
A new survey shows that 50% of all newlyweds want to try anal sex. Or put another way, 100% of all grooms.
Four Canal Street: Not the best location for the Tourette's Clinic..
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. Give a dog a toffee and you'll piss yourself laughing for half an hour.
Q. What's the difference between normal sex & anal sex? A. About half an inch.
So I said to her: "Come on, face down, arse up, just grin & bear it - it's easy!" But we still lost the wheelbarrow race.
My mate who is an atheist, married a Jehovah's Witness. I feel sorry for the kids - they go out & knock on doors, but don't know why.
+1 re the comments on improvements from lighter wheels. I have Marchesini 5-spoke wheels on my GT1000 in addition to HyperPro progressive fork...
Great rider. Also the first to wear one-piece leathers. RIP.
Good guess Steve. If this article is correct, it's an 1100cc engine: Troy Bayliss' Ducati AMA Flat Track Racer Revealed - Motorcycle.com News
Agree with XUP. They can also be improved without spending a fortune. Mine has lighter wheels (Marchesini 5-spoke) & HyperPro progressive...
67 is way too young. Orville is reported as feeling empty.
