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Apparently JT tried a new barber & asked for a 'David Beckham cut'. When he saw the above results JT wailed: "David Beckham doesn't have his hair...
If the bike has Termignoni silencers fitted, you might want to check it also has the Ducati Performance ECU & the modified air filter lid fitted....
We've had many holidays in France. We weren't a million miles away from Perigueux last year when we rented a gite in Les Lèves-et-Thoumeyragues,...
Nice work. I've always found the GT1000 to be very comfortable.
Did he take her up The Shard? [MEDIA]
Welcome Jerrycan. Enjoy the new bike in addition to your Hailwood Replica. Whereabouts in France are you? Who is your Ducati dealer?
My opinions are like my bed sheets. I only change them if it helps me get laid.
Jose Mourinho, Manuel Pellegrini and Louis Van Gaal were all in the pub last night. Van Gaal said: "I'll get another round in."
Just seen a survey that claims 43% of women have used vibrators. Does that mean the other 57% bought new ones?
Not sure what kind of things you both like, but we had a nice day out visiting Fountains Abbey near Ripon & then went a little further north to...
Somebody has ripped out the pages from both ends of my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.
The Sun says sorry there won't be any more tits on Page 3. But they'll continue to print photos of David Cameron & George Osborne on other pages.
85% of people have shouted "BOO!" at a friend. That's a frightening statistic.
Q. What's about 10 inches long, shaped like a rocket with two big fat balls at the bottom, and right now there's a lovely pair of tits going up...
Caught my mate shagging a horse in a barn. Still, it's nice to see him in a stable relationship.
The programme regarding John Surtees will be shown on BBC2 at 9pm this Sunday, 11th January: BBC showing Racing Legends John Surtees | MCN
Centre of the picture, fellow with grey hair & I'm standing front of the white van (just for'ard of its rear wheel). :upyeah:
All because he cycled too close to The Edge...
Here's 50p, go and phone someone who gives a shit.
Reserved for especially pompous bosses, over-full with self importance: "There may be no I in team, but there is a U in c*nt."
