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Copper wire was invented by 2 Scotsmen arguing over a penny.
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I use heated gloves during winter. Mine are Gerbing gloves & I combine them with a heated jacket that I wear under my leathers. The leads from...
I'm convinced my mate watches way too much porn. He's started spitting on his hot dogs before he eats them.
The wife loves it because I call her honey. Unfortunately it's because she attracts loads of flies.
My mate wishes to thank Wonga for lending him a small amount of money in order to enable him to feed his family this month. He says he'll be...
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The mother in law has film star looks. Shame it's King Kong.
The dog started shitting in the house, so the wife told me to take it to the vet. The vet said it was the healthiest looking dog shit he'd seen...
The Christmas Story, Kiwi style. Check out the 'donkey', the 'angry innkeeper' and the smallest of the 3 kings: [MEDIA]
The decorations are now up. Took just over 30 seconds to hang a photo of the mother in law on the front door. That should keep the fecking...
After showering at the gym, my mate started putting on a pair of women's lace knickers. I asked him, "How long have you been wearing women's...
The mother in law just lost her best friend & the wife asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with the kid's Xbox.
My mate turned up late for the all meat buffet at work. So we gave him the cold shoulder.
Just wait until CNN have to report from Scunthorpe.....
Totally agree Isaac Newton was one of the world's greatest ever scientists & mathematicians. Some sources claim his date of birth to be 4th...
The mother in law got herself one of those facial mudpacks & looked great for a couple of days. Then the mud fell off...
A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring and your house is gone.
Private hospitals provide a service that is convenient & mostly very good for non-life threatening surgical needs. Orthopaedic operations &...