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Can't help thinking it's time MPs were tested for drugs: Demand for Members of parliament to be drug tested. Starting with George Osborne. |...
There may be some former TV entertainers who will be hoping their cell mates don't get one of these: [ATTACH]
Not done anything yet, but have spotted some interesting decorations: [ATTACH] [ATTACH] [ATTACH] [ATTACH] [ATTACH] [ATTACH] [ATTACH] [ATTACH]
Condolences to family & friends.
My mate told me he had just bought a dildo rail from B&Q. I said, "I think you mean a dado rail." He replied, "No it's definitely a dildo, I'm...
Q. How do you make a Daily Mail reader smile? A. Turn him upside down.
The inventor of the hay baling machine died recently. Apparently his family are set for life - he made a bundle.
Always wondered why the wife likes Chinese food so much. I've just realised Won Ton is backwards spelling for not now...
I've just received an invitation to Liverpool FC's end of season do. It's next week.
My wife and I revisited the hotel where we spent our wedding night 30 years ago. This time I was the one who stayed in the bathroom and cried....
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic said, "Are you comfortable? " The old man replied, "I make a good living."
Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to the Antiques Road show. ”Ooh”, said the presenter. “This is a very rare set produced by the celebrated Johns...
That's nice, who did the work? Has it altered the seat height? It may be the angle of the photo, but to me it gives the impression of having a...
If you want someone who really knows what they're doing, I'd recommend Nelly at Cornerspeed.
Fingers crossed for him.
Ladies, don’t you hate it when men hit on you aggressively? Turn them away with these hairy leg stockings: [ATTACH]
Konnichiwa. :upyeah:
The mother in law hasn't been seen since last night. Better not let the wife look in the back garden..... [ATTACH]
The good old 'austerity pumpkin'. Nothing wrong with fiscal prudence, especially when she's had a few drinks.